January 2012
392 posts
imwallpaper asked: What if John takes this stunt as proof that you can't be left home alone on holidays?
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daily-irene-adler:
ask-anthea replied to your post: Care to join me for a drink to mourn the loss of Sherlock’s hair? - A
I’ll pick you up. Not a word out of you, Sherlock. - A
I’m waiting then, dear.
-IA
Don’t command me, Anthea.
- SH
gonegoneeee-deactivated20120408 asked: Nah. It's adorable.:)) Anyway, where is John for all this?
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Anonymous asked: Can I have a lock of your hair please?
gonegoneeee-deactivated20120408 asked: Refering to it as 'childish awe' has to be the cutest thing ever. You just made me smile.:)) Then I read about the tragic loss of your hair and now I'm sad.:((
Anonymous asked: THIS IS AMAZING. Tell us what John says when he sees it, will you? You should make it more dramatic, though. Maybe destroy half the apartment, like there was a scuffle, and put fake blood EVERYWHERE. Either that or just be sitting behind a newspaper and pretend nothing's changed.
ask-anthea asked: Were the scars really necessary? - A
Anonymous asked: Sher-Sherlock. I am just going to sit in a dark corner eating jam, sobbing because you shaved off your hair.
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My lovely new experiment:
The fake scars and blood are there purposefully. If I am not only bald, but physically unattractive due to injuries, I would like to see the battling social repercussions of empathy and disgust.
Oh, this is going to be brilliant.
Brilliant.
Ah, and happy new year, I suppose.
- SH
Anonymous asked: NO SHERLOCK, NOT YOUR HAIR OH PLEASE GOD NO. I think I need a shock blanket.
ask-anthea asked: Do you hear that, Sherlock? That's the sound of hundreds of anons weeping for the imminent loss of your hair. - A
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I have the scalpels.
Good bye, hair.
- SH
gonegoneeee-deactivated20120408 asked: Hey, Sherlock!:)) So, have you ever had anyone else you were as close to as John? Or, if not close, admired as much?
ask-anthea asked: At least let me say one last farewell to your lovely hair before you make the grand mistake you are about to make. - A
ask-anthea asked: It's not too late to reconsider, dear Sherlock. - A
ask-irene-adler asked: You want to have a bet again? You last time last I won. -IA
ask-irene-adler asked: I will hunt you! -IA
ask-marymorstan-deactivated2012 asked: I'm staying with Forester's family now, so would it be ok if I went to your offices, instead? 221B, Baker Street, right? And thank you so much for your help.
ask-marymorstan-deactivated2012 asked: Thank you very much. And I assumed John Watson was your coworker, and asked him for help as well... the email said 'two,' after all, and I figured better safe than sorry. But I did a search for him on this website, and the stuff that came up confused me, so I'm very sorry if I just accidentally asked your husband for help with your job...
ask-marymorstan-deactivated2012 asked: No, I'm sure I didn't mishear. Sorry to interrupt your holiday - I forgot. It's a rather long story, unfortunately, so I posted it at the top of my blog. Look at your leisure. You know, so long as it's before next Thursday at seven o'clock pm. If your leisure will be after then, I'd sort of prefer you tell me now, so I can try to work out how to do this thing on...
ask-marymorstan-deactivated2012 asked: Hello, Mr. Holmes. I found you at the advice of my old coworker, Cecil Forester, who recommended you highly as very smart and friendly about this sort of thing. 'This sort of thing' being a kind of inexplicable mystery I've found myself with. I don't have much money, but I could pay you - well, some, anyway. All of it, really, if you'll help me unravel this.
December 2011
379 posts
Anonymous asked: It has been utterly amusing to read all of these rather stupid questions. Why couldn't my life be so exciting. Even for once, some random anon could ask me a question i could really have a laugh at, but no. They all come to you. Suppose i'll just sit around here and read what ridiculous things people come up with next... In case i won't be speaking to you again today, have a happy...
Anonymous asked: No. Really. Smart people shave their heads. It's what smart people do. Smart people are just bald, all the time. Just look at Professor X. If you don't shave your head, none of the cool kids will talk to you anymore, and we'll smash your microscopes and bully John for being your friend.
imwallpaper asked: Well, if you got to choose between John getting married and having all those things he wants while you raise bees or John never getting married, you two being (I'm assuming platonic; correct me if I'm wrong) life partners and crime solvers, and you both die young in a very exciting way and never have to suffer the boredom of being too old to do this anymore, which would you choose?
Happy New Year's, darlings.
ask-sgt-donovan:
ask-anthea:
Will anyone else be braving the crowds and viewing the fireworks tonight?
- A
I’ll be on patrol. New Year’s Eve is second only to Halloween for mischief of the criminal variety. Hope everyone else has a fun time watching fireworks, though.
Be wary of celebratory gunfire.
Not worth the fireworks, today. There’s work to be done.
- SH
Anonymous asked: Please don't shave your head, Sherlock. Please. I beg of you.
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OOC:
Well, we’ve already got a new Molly Hooper on board!
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Please follow her, and RPers, add her on your pages!
Hooray!
ask-jmoriarty asked: I have camera all over your flat. In every room same with Mycroft and the whole gang.-JM
the-dcms asked: Do you have any exciting birthday plans for next week?
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OOC: Sherlock Family
Hey guys, so if you’ve been with us for a while, you may have realised that our Anderson and Molly Hooper have been MIA for quite some time now.
I wanted to send out a message to all you followers that may be interested in taking up their RPing spots, since we need more active members to continue the RPing fun :)
Please message me or any of the other RPers, if you’re interested!
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Anonymous asked: It is sweet how you care for your brother. <3
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There's been a lot of circulation, so let's...
Problem: Mycroft is being bothered by various anons who decide to poke fun at his diet plans and are beginning to threaten to sexually assault him.
- Sub-problem: Anons in general.
Hypothesis: Relatively harmless, does not need to be addressed. Will constantly reoccur, chronic problem.
Methods: Mycroft, I advise you either grace the ask with sarcasm or refuse to grace it with even a response....
ask-jmoriarty:
ask-sherlock replied to your post: I want to rape Sherlock’s brother. Do you think Sherlock will mind ?
My God, what is wrong with you, anon? - SH
I think they may be on drugs..
Sherlock are you ACTUALLY concerned for your brother or are you kidding? I mean it it going to take a lot off effort to change that in the relationship: holmes: sherlock: family: silbing: brother:...
Anonymous asked: My Dear, would you like to make sweet love to me, and have mini-consulting-detective babies? :D
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ask-sgt-donovan said: I wasn’t at the station when it was returned—is it still missing pieces? And yes, the wing mirrors DO count. —SD
Well, Lestrade wasn’t around to pick it up, so I sort of left it in front of the station and took a cab back home.
It’s not missing any pieces. They are sure to be somewhere…
- SH
ask-anthea asked: Sherlock, please return the police car, for your brother's sake and sanity. - A
daily-irene-adler:
ask-anthea:
daily-irene-adler:
ask-anthea replied to your post: God!
Are you and Sherlock having a race? - A
We did already, so much fun!
-IA
Please tell me you won. - A
I would rather say opinions on that are divided, but yes I did.
-IA
Oh no, you did not.
As I recall, you drove off with the police in hot pursuit of you, Irene.
- SH
Anonymous asked: Sherlock you have to admit what you feel about John. It's getting ridiculous. Or at least save the world from the moments when you secretly admire his bottom, thinking nobody will notice. Well, EVERYONE notices. Just tell him for god's sake and i assure you, the kissing/snogging/cuddling moments will make up the rather lame bottom-admiring moments.
ask-sgt-donovan asked: So...how many pieces is the police car in? --SD
Anonymous asked: Which would you choose: Freezing cold conditions or Boiling hot conditions?
ask-mycroft:
ask-sherlock replied to your post: I really want to rape you ! I’ll make you scream !!!!
What is going on with your anons, today? - SH
Not sure. Can we switch?
- MH
I’m not sure it would make much difference in the end.
We’re both being used for others’ entertainment. It’s quite belittling, actually.
- SH
ask-mycroft said: Her name was Emily, Sherlock. How can you really not remember? I practically had to talk you out of serenading her. - MH
You are the bane of my existence.
- SH