March 2012
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Anonymous asked: I know you don't care much for modern music, but are there any exceptions? Any songs you find catchy, or bands you don't utterly despise? :)
February 2012
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Daily Anderson Defamation Post
Anderson has this odd quirk, in which he refuses to be within a kilometer radius of John on Mondays.
Which perhaps isn’t so odd and unfounded, considering that I am at my prime on Mondays.
And I am especially sharp.
- SH
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I have been thoroughly alerted of the Oscars...
I could care less about idolized demigods, who recreate moments and develop visual stories using themselves.
Enjoy praising and worshipping these mere mortals of lacking gravitas.
- SH
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Daily Anderson Defamation Post
The other day, Anderson was working in the laboratory for quite some time, when all of sudden, he gave a blood-curdling scream.
We all rushed in to see what was the matter, and apparently Anderson had developed a latex allergy, due to his frequent usage of latex gloves for his line of work. Large, red, disgusting rashes coated his hands, and he was sent to a doctor immediately for confirmation.
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ask-jmoriarty:
ask-moran:
I really want chocolate now. - SM
Quelle surprise. You always want chocolate.
-JM
You two are like children.
Yet you still both manage to get the English Parliament in a huff.
- SH
Anonymous asked: Hey Sherlock! If you had a time machine, where would you go first?
ask-anthea asked: I think we're about due for another fencing match, dear. - A
Anonymous asked: Hey, Sherlock. You look like Benedict Cumberbatch :D
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Anonymous asked: Sherlock, why don't you have Facebook? It would help your boredom greatly.
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Daily Anderson Defamation Post
Anderson has quite a few phobias, some of which are easily manipulated.
For example, he has acquired a phobia of the number 221.
- SH
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ask-watson:
When you see a shampoo bottle, you’d assume that it’d be filled with shampoo. Unfortunately, I should have given my bottle the benefit of doubt. It was filled with piss.
-JW
Wasn’t me.
- SH
Anonymous asked: umm ok *peeks* ... there are so many Sherlock nowadays, are you... a Sherlock too? But you don't have a pipe....
Anonymous asked: umm... *hides behind the sofa* I'm confused
Anonymous asked: umm.... hello?
Anonymous asked: I bet you French police don’t use yellow crime scene tape but prefer cordon bleu.
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nofutureexorcists replied to your post: A package of Drosophila finally came today.
Hey, I did a lab report on those this week. Are you doing genetic experiments?
No, not genetic. Testing certain responses to classified stimuli. They are quite common, and extremely versatile.
Good luck with your lab report.
- SH
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A package of Drosophila finally came today.
FINALLY.
- SH
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Daily Anderson Defamation Post
Anderson isn’t very funny, as you can imagine.
We were on a case in France, and he tried to joke around with the French police by saying this:
“I bet you French police don’t use yellow crime scene tape but prefer cordon bleu.”
He was suspended from the case.
- SH
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Anonymous asked: WHY WOULD YOU POST THE ANDRONA LISA?!!!! MY EYES! I'M SCARED FOR LIFE!
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the-girl-with-the-redvines asked: You are cute,...
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Cute? Yeah, see, I’m a middle-aged man who’s lost all hope in getting married and shares a flat with an eccentric sociopath because I can’t pay the bills. It’s your opinion.
Oh, now that was just an unnecessary stab at our living arrangements. If I’m just here to pay part of the rent, I might as well just give you a large amount of cash and take my leave, hm? Don’t...
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Anonymous asked: About Anderson: I have seen him in something else...You should find out if he is into medieval recreations. He appeared as a villager. Just search Jonathan Aris Merlin (though why he was using the name Jonathan I have no idea) There are some images that have truly ahem unique expressions. It would make good blackmail, I mean conversation. Especially with Donovan...
captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants asked: D'aww. I think you were cute as a ten year old! But to be intellectual: how often do you get screened for things such as cancer? Just...just wondering.
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Anonymous asked: I agree. Anderson is really disgusting, especially with a beard.
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Due to strange occurrences-
I briefly stayed off the Internet. Rereading these embarrassingly childish posts is amusing and terrifying, simultaneously.
I suppose we return to normal now.
Whatever “normal” was, exactly.
- SH
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What...?
Why are you all calling me Sherly and offering me strange condolences and gifts?
I don’t know what you’re all talking about at all. And I hardly think any of you quite know how I was as a child.
This must be some sort of Internet prank.
- SH
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kaleigh-marie asked: I only ask because I don't want to call you the wrong thing and upset you. And ten years old! why you're practically a man, you are. Well, I think I'm going to be here for awhile, would you like to play or read? We can do whatever you like!
ask-anthea asked: I always did want a little brother. My wish has come true. - A
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Stop it! You’re scary, you’re weird, and I don’t know who you are, so stop yelling at me! I won’t help you find some silly airport, if you’re being so mean to me!
You act just like father!
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It’s really terrible. I wish I could just move elsewhere to someplace with more intelligent people so we could have intelligent conversations and all...
ask-anthea asked: Oh, my. Sherly, dear. You are such an adorable little ten year old. I just want to cuddle you and keep you safe forever. - A
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No! The children in my class are really, really dull, and they don’t understand anything. I figure that they have mutated brains that impair their abilities of speech, cognitive thinking, and reasoning.
Plus, they all bully me. Not that it matters because I don’t like any of them, anyways.
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No cakes before bedtime, just like the jammie dodgers. It’ll give...
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Anonymous asked: You're awfully grown for one your age. I'm surprised that your mummy hasn't given you a bit more freedom.
kaleigh-marie asked: I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were the tallest of your class. What an accomplishment! Don't worry about us,dear, we are all friendly with good intentions :). How old are you Sherly? Do you like being called Sherly or just Sherlock?
kaleigh-marie asked: Sherlock? You've gotten a bit, um, *sizes you up with her hand* smaller. But okay then! Hello there :)
Anonymous asked: Oh my goodness, you are precious! Would you like a sweetie?