My name is Sherlock Holmes.

I am the world's only consulting detective residing in London, England. If you need my services, please contact me through the Scotland Yard, or if need be, through my older brother, Mycroft Holmes. I am also available for personal meetings. I live in a shared flat with an army doctor, John Watson. Either of us will be able to assist. I will send the address privately.
Oh, dear Lord. Hi, Sherly! Mycroft and Mummy are going to be out for a while, so why don't you just talk to me for a while, until one of them or John come back? Do you have any interesting experiments and/or cases to tell me about? Sorry, I'm not really used to interacting with children...

…Mummy told me not to talk to strangers…

John sounded really surprised when I called him and asked when he was coming home, so he said he will come home soon!

Um, besides the snail and slug one, I’m not working on anything else.

Um. Bye.

- Sherly