My name is Sherlock Holmes.

I am the world's only consulting detective residing in London, England. If you need my services, please contact me through the Scotland Yard, or if need be, through my older brother, Mycroft Holmes. I am also available for personal meetings. I live in a shared flat with an army doctor, John Watson. Either of us will be able to assist. I will send the address privately.

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No! The children in my class are really, really dull, and they don’t understand anything. I figure that they have mutated brains that impair their abilities of speech, cognitive thinking, and reasoning.

Plus, they all bully me. Not that it matters because I don’t like any of them, anyways.

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No cakes before bedtime, just like the jammie dodgers. It’ll give me Mycroft-stomach aches.

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The airport is where the airport is. It’s where all the planes are and everything! That’s such a silly question.

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- Sherly

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