My name is Sherlock Holmes.

I am the world's only consulting detective residing in London, England. If you need my services, please contact me through the Scotland Yard, or if need be, through my older brother, Mycroft Holmes. I am also available for personal meetings. I live in a shared flat with an army doctor, John Watson. Either of us will be able to assist. I will send the address privately.
Oh, my. Sherly, dear. You are such an adorable little ten year old. I just want to cuddle you and keep you safe forever. - A

Uh… hi, Anthea.

Erm.

I think this is really awkward or something.

- Sherly

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