My name is Sherlock Holmes.

I am the world's only consulting detective residing in London, England. If you need my services, please contact me through the Scotland Yard, or if need be, through my older brother, Mycroft Holmes. I am also available for personal meetings. I live in a shared flat with an army doctor, John Watson. Either of us will be able to assist. I will send the address privately.

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Stop it! You’re scary, you’re weird, and I don’t know who you are, so stop yelling at me! I won’t help you find some silly airport, if you’re being so mean to me!

You act just like father!

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It’s really terrible. I wish I could just move elsewhere to someplace with more intelligent people so we could have intelligent conversations and all be intelligent together.

I’ll never be like them, for better or for worse.

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I read tons and tons of books! Mummy used to buy me new ones every week, whenever we went to the bookstore. She knows I really love to read and to learn, and she says it’s a good thing.

I like to say that I am eloquent. That word sounds even better than “articulate”!

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- Sherly

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