My name is Sherlock Holmes.

I am the world's only consulting detective residing in London, England. If you need my services, please contact me through the Scotland Yard, or if need be, through my older brother, Mycroft Holmes. I am also available for personal meetings. I live in a shared flat with an army doctor, John Watson. Either of us will be able to assist. I will send the address privately.
I only ask because I don't want to call you the wrong thing and upset you. And ten years old! why you're practically a man, you are. Well, I think I'm going to be here for awhile, would you like to play or read? We can do whatever you like!

Mummy always says that I am a real gentleman! I’m still practising my manners, but she says they’re getting better…!

(yawn) I think I am going to go to sleep… There’s a lot of stuff on the Internet that wants to keep me awake, but I’m tired.

I’m going to read some of my organic chemistry textbook before I go to bed. If you want, I can teach you some of it! It’s really interesting. I like the ketones the best because the oxygen is right in the middle!

So good night everyone! I will answer more questions tomorrow because I am really popular on this website! You all seem really nice, so thank you. I like talking to people who don’t mind that I’m strange.

- Sherly