My name is Sherlock Holmes.

I am the world's only consulting detective residing in London, England. If you need my services, please contact me through the Scotland Yard, or if need be, through my older brother, Mycroft Holmes. I am also available for personal meetings. I live in a shared flat with an army doctor, John Watson. Either of us will be able to assist. I will send the address privately.

What…?

Why are you all calling me Sherly and offering me strange condolences and gifts?

I don’t know what you’re all talking about at all. And I hardly think any of you quite know how I was as a child.

This must be some sort of Internet prank.

- SH

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