My name is Sherlock Holmes.

I am the world's only consulting detective residing in London, England. If you need my services, please contact me through the Scotland Yard, or if need be, through my older brother, Mycroft Holmes. I am also available for personal meetings. I live in a shared flat with an army doctor, John Watson. Either of us will be able to assist. I will send the address privately.
D'aww. I think you were cute as a ten year old! But to be intellectual: how often do you get screened for things such as cancer? Just...just wondering.

Intellectual? It sounds more like you’re implying something about my health.

I’m perfectly healthy. There’s no need to get screened for cancer so often if you also consider the harmful effects of excess, unnecessary radiation and the human element of mistake.

Besides, John is a fine doctor, I’m sure he’d notice some of the clear symptoms of the prevalent cancers of today. I have no family medical history of serious illnesses, either, except perhaps weight problems on the part of a certain relative of mine.

- SH

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