My name is Sherlock Holmes.

I am the world's only consulting detective residing in London, England. If you need my services, please contact me through the Scotland Yard, or if need be, through my older brother, Mycroft Holmes. I am also available for personal meetings. I live in a shared flat with an army doctor, John Watson. Either of us will be able to assist. I will send the address privately.

the-girl-with-the-redvines asked: You are cute, like kitties ^-^

ask-watson:

Cute? Yeah, see, I’m a middle-aged man who’s lost all hope in getting married and shares a flat with an eccentric sociopath because I can’t pay the bills. It’s your opinion.

Oh, now that was just an unnecessary stab at our living arrangements. If I’m just here to pay part of the rent, I might as well just give you a large amount of cash and take my leave, hm? Don’t let my presence keep you from getting married and finding somewhere else to live, John.

I didn’t know our “friendship” boiled down to that.

- SH

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