My name is Sherlock Holmes.

I am the world's only consulting detective residing in London, England. If you need my services, please contact me through the Scotland Yard, or if need be, through my older brother, Mycroft Holmes. I am also available for personal meetings. I live in a shared flat with an army doctor, John Watson. Either of us will be able to assist. I will send the address privately.
umm... *hides behind the sofa* I'm confused

Oh, now don’t be silly.

Let’s have it—what’s your wonderfully intriguing, utterly complex, incredibly strenuous case?

If you don’t have one, I suggest you leave now.

- SH

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