My name is Sherlock Holmes.

I am the world's only consulting detective residing in London, England. If you need my services, please contact me through the Scotland Yard, or if need be, through my older brother, Mycroft Holmes. I am also available for personal meetings. I live in a shared flat with an army doctor, John Watson. Either of us will be able to assist. I will send the address privately.

ask-watson:

When you see a shampoo bottle, you’d assume that it’d be filled with shampoo. Unfortunately, I should have given my bottle the benefit of doubt. It was filled with piss.

-JW

Wasn’t me.

- SH

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    Secretly, it was you. Everyone knows that.. -JM
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    Are you saying this is why I ‘smelled’ Like what the fuck is that bitch’s problem? She probably just doesn’t like the...
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    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! That is seriously taking the piss LITERALLY! :)
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    OHMYGODIMDYING WAT
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    Wasn’t me. - SH
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