My name is Sherlock Holmes.

I am the world's only consulting detective residing in London, England. If you need my services, please contact me through the Scotland Yard, or if need be, through my older brother, Mycroft Holmes. I am also available for personal meetings. I live in a shared flat with an army doctor, John Watson. Either of us will be able to assist. I will send the address privately.
You're back! How I've missed on this lonely tumblr world. -JM

Indeed, but you have been quite busy in your own ways. I’d keep a low profile, if you’d like to stay out of trouble, Moriarty.

- SH