My name is Sherlock Holmes.

I am the world's only consulting detective residing in London, England. If you need my services, please contact me through the Scotland Yard, or if need be, through my older brother, Mycroft Holmes. I am also available for personal meetings. I live in a shared flat with an army doctor, John Watson. Either of us will be able to assist. I will send the address privately.

posts tagged "John Watson"

ask-mycroft:

ask-anthea:

gatissimo:

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Whatever you do, don’t steal John’s cardigan. - A

He will attack. Viciously. 

M

We’re receiving reports that he has the ability to shrapnel hearts with quills that appear from his hedgehog-esque appearance.

The public has been thoroughly warned.

- SH

mums-the-nerd: Stupid Watson. My God, Anthea. - SH

mums-the-nerd:

Stupid Watson.

My God, Anthea.

- SH

ask-watson: He acts nonchalant yet he checks up on the blog like an obsessed teenager. -JW Excuse me, it is a blog about me and what I do, I believe I have the right to check up on it frequently. - SH

ask-watson:

He acts nonchalant yet he checks up on the blog like an obsessed teenager.

-JW

Excuse me, it is a blog about me and what I do, I believe I have the right to check up on it frequently.

- SH

Science of Deduction: Dear John, ↘

ask-sherlock:

I don’t know if I’ll have time to tell you any of this, and this is a precautionary post to you, and only you.

I recently learned of the “queue” option on this blogging site, and if this has been posted when it should be posted, that means I am now dead.

John, I want you to know that I am a…

Bringing this back because I think I deserve respect, John.

Perhaps this is harsh.

- SH

ask-watson replied to your post<span >: <em >Oui. I’m frustrated by how their is no English equivalent for “vous,” creating the most obnoxious lexical gap. I prefer to use “vous” as apposed to “you guys,” “you all,” or, God forbid, “y’all.”

I still remember that day you refused to speak English and went on with the day spewing French left and right. I will never understand what made you think that was a good idea. -JW

It was a brilliant idea.

Anderson, for one, was completely in the dark.

- SH

ask-watson replied to your post<span >: <em >Do you compose your own violin music?

Don’t you always forget your manners or…? -JW

I’m sorry, John, you still haven’t had your lovely tea, yet.

Please, it’s waiting for you.

- SH

ask-watson: ask-sherlock: I am an adult. I do what I want. - SH You act like you’re barely five. -JW I am an adult, for God&#8217;s sake. - SH

ask-watson:

ask-sherlock:

I am an adult.

I do what I want.

- SH

You act like you’re barely five.

-JW

I am an adult, for God’s sake.

- SH

I am an adult. I do what I want. - SH

I am an adult.

I do what I want.

- SH

Don’t roll your eyes at me, John.

- SH